Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

Cueman

the swingest coolest cat that ever stomped this sweet swingin sphere

Matthew James Cueman

by Matthew James Cueman May 27, 2010

cueco

word used in Panama when you try to say that someone is homosexual

Marco Antonio Barciela de Penonome, Panama es cueco.

by michael chow January 26, 2004

Chucha cuerera

Mexican slang . Chucha cuerera is an expression about a person who has the street smarts, the drive, the ability to
acomplish a difficult mission not only in a timely manner but in a perfect fashion.

The word originated from the description of a female dog with young offspring in a succesful quest of finding food

Ese compa es una Chucha cuerera! termino de armar el motor en solo un dia, y lo dejo ronroneando como gato!

by Mr. Pitl May 6, 2011

cuete

a pistol; any handgun or revolver type pistol (not to indicate any automic or rifle type guns)

I'm packing a shottie in the front seat and a cuete in my pants, just in case.

by C-Los Ichiro February 24, 2008

Cuernu

Someone who is being cheated on.

John has always been a cuernu, because I always see his girlfriend with other men.

by eL TeaCHeL March 24, 2008

Devil's Cueball

A sexual act wherein a gentleman receives oral sex from a lady, whilst he is standing and she is kneeling before him. Throughout the act of fellatio, the gentleman shaves the hair off the head of the lady (electric clippers preferred, but not mandatory) until she is bald. When reaching climax, the gentleman then ejaculates onto the head of the lady, in as even a distribution as possible.

"You know that girl from accounting that's been wearing a hat all week? She doesn't have cancer, dude. I just gave her a Devil's Cueball last weekend."

by TankChronic February 22, 2023