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gock cobbler

A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
Ewwww. Your such a Gock Cobbler.... You probably gobble lots of cock!
by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019
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Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021
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National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow
You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!
by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021
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cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.
Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.
by dunkd February 4, 2010
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Mc Chubble

a Mc Chubble is the combination of a double burger and a chicken burger purchasable on the McDonalds dollar menu. The double burger is split down the middle with one meat patty on each bun. The chicken burger is then inserted in the middle thus creating a Mc Chubble.
Dan: what is that?
Taylor: Its the greatest burger at McDonalds for only two bucks!
Dan: whats it called?
Taylor: The Mc Chubble.
by jcisblindpimp April 2, 2011
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chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk
damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt
by Tony May 27, 2006
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squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016
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