crystal meth

crystal meth fucks u up bad i dont recomend it at all

sean and i got are weed laced with crystal meth and we had a heart atack i was pukin every where and then i died for to minutes but other than that it was fuckin tight

by flugenminhimer September 22, 2005

crystal dick

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.

by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005

Crystal

The love of my life

That girl is such a Crystal or I've found myself a Crystal

by CrystalsLove May 25, 2019

Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

Crystal

A real bitch, won't take no bullshit she'll just kill you and steal your goats

Run there's a Crystal behind you

by KEVINBOBDAVE April 4, 2019

Dirty crystal

The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.

we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.

by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010

crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.

Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."

by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010