carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.

Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 23, 2024

California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019