Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013