Chimpenführer

1. See also chimpenfuhrer.
2. A man who combines the worst aspects of a Nazi Führer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a prime example of a Chimpenführer.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009

Chimpollagy

Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.

My dad practices chimpollagy.

by Bunyip_master November 10, 2019

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

by mafungo January 6, 2015

Chimpy McFlightsuit

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.

Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006

Chimpenfuhrer

A man who combines the worst attributes of a Nazi fuhrer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a definte Chimpenfuhrer.

by jesster79 January 8, 2006

Chimpeach!

we must impeach the president of the united states who has the uncanny appearance of a chimp, as well as the IQ of one.

1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"

by Leo James Hofmann February 17, 2008