Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

red crested niggletoad

a relative of the poison dart toad and a sub species of the niggletoad

WOW! a wild red crested niggletoad

by craig and jesse April 29, 2024

crested

To leave. In reference to ryan seacrest's coined phrase, " Seacrest out." To leave abruptly.

Where is bob? He crested out.

by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008

Crest

I want no pity or anything from any of you

When your friend wants you to pity them but they trying to be dramatic to get u to pity them.

Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.

by yaitsyaboy June 12, 2019

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

Tangy crest

A terrible drink made by a couple of knuckleheads. Consisting of lemonade and rumplminze.

I can't wait to drink some tangy crest because I hate myself, hopefully it doesn't get to salty from my tears.

by Gabafool March 5, 2022