Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!

Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.

by Burger King dude October 16, 2006

creepylicious

Any food that is purchased from a skeevy or questionable source, but is found to be tasty.

Those tacos that I got from the dude selling them out of the back of his van, down the street, are actually quite creepylicious.

by Zaipher May 8, 2009

Creepypasta

Creepypastas are a bunch of fictional characters such as Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Sally, etc... The characters where originally just creepy stories like all the other creepypastas but they were taken over by fangirls.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you read that new creepypasta I told you about?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard it from Mr. Creepypasta on youtube, it was so creepy!

by TaylorGarciax February 19, 2015

Creamy Hernandez

When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.

Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.

by LambBearPig August 17, 2009

Crespy

To be so fresh and so clean. The ultimate form of freshness.

Guy 1: Damn, I'm feeling crespy!
Guy 2: Uhh what?
Guy 1: beyond fresh
Guy 2: Holy shit, I should have thought of that...

by Dusteen June 22, 2011

creepy peepin

subconsciously taking mental notes of people you hardly knows life endeavors based off of information you see on a social networking site

oh I was creepy peepin on her for like an hour

by Flyhighbabybee July 27, 2011