this guy is a dude. he loves his anime and mincraft videos. his favorite thing to do is watch other people play video games. he loves porn.
that such a crawford
by emoney 1234567 August 13, 2019
A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."
by Momo & Pigsy March 31, 2022
Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.
by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019
A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
by dxismxe May 02, 2019
by My.bleach.killed.itself June 07, 2017
Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 06, 2021