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Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?
by Calxk713 May 3, 2016
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Cinnabon Creamer

When a person receives or gives oral sex and brings their partner to climax while drinking a cup coffee at the same time.
I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer
by Agnar April 8, 2017
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Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Coco Crater

When you sprinkle and snort cocaine out of a girls ass.
“Dude what the fuck happened to all the blow?”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021
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home crater

1. a chill spot.

2. the sunken in center of your mattress. when flipping it doesn't do shit because it's double sided. it's usually been there for so long that you find yourself unable to sleep in a bed without one.

3. a grassy knoll.
casey: "I need to switch the cushions because this one is caving in in one spot."

me: "A home crater."

casey: "Yeah."
by BlackTangledHeart November 29, 2009
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crater tots

Small rocks generated by the impact of an asteroid, or any other number of celestial bodies, on the surface of another, larger celestial body (including that of the earth).
Noob: Shoot dude! When the asteroid hit, the shrapnel almost killed me!

Creation Scientist: Rofl, noobsauce!!1one!eleven! They're called crater tots!
by hydrogens October 19, 2007
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Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.
Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?
by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009
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