An immature, obnoxious and disrepectful young man. A Craig is quite easy to spot. He will most likely laugh very loudly at lewd jokes, walk like a gangsta when he's white,ignore you and hit on other girls behind your back, have his friend break up with you in a text message and always, ALWAYS forget to call.
Amanda--I liked Jeremy, but he was kinda a Craig.
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!
by Snicky35353 August 2, 2009

I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".
by J. Irving October 26, 2007

A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
by Craig Luvr March 30, 2022

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew January 31, 2020

by youralittlebitch January 4, 2020

A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.
by Bobohio December 2, 2013
