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Covfefe

???..not even a frigging verb?

When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this
Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"
by Brooklynnwolfe@gmail.com June 2, 2017
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when your spellcheck hates you for being a drunk ass bitch.
Shit. Sorry. Covfefe.
by Sparkword June 2, 2017
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Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.
by inquisitivePawbeast June 2, 2017
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To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.
I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.
by DonaldJ Trump June 2, 2017
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Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.
by teresamittman June 9, 2017
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The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.

This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
Person 1: "Hatchoo!"
Person 2: "Covfefe"
by penumbrafest July 26, 2017
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Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.
by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 2, 2017
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