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Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
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Conquer of Cum

Somebody who doesn't get tired after cumming
This doesnt mean they wont get tired no matter what just that most of the time they can go again or go back to normal (example : if they dont get enough air under the sheets they will still be tired cause they barley had any energy)
This isnt a position but a title (so more than 1 person can be one at a time)
Person 1 : yo have you heard about micheal?
Person 2 : what about him
P1 : according to his gf he doesnt get tired after cumming
P2 : hes a conquer of cum
by YourAverageDisappointment April 3, 2022
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Conquer

Conquer
: ''You did it, you conquerd the streak!''.
by SavageKidWWE August 10, 2023
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Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.
He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.
by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016
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Dirty Conques

This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.
Look.... Michelle passed out. Let’s give her a dirty conques.
by Tbonemac June 13, 2019
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World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)
Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it
by The gym bro May 2, 2023
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Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.
Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.
by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009
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