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Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Counting with us
by Ashley the anonymous August 29, 2015
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Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.
The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.
by Butt-Nasty-50-2-2 July 3, 2008
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Countin' Time

The time of day when the clock reads 12:34. See also, pi time.
"Hey, what time is it?"

"Check it out, it's countin' time."
by kara123125 March 28, 2010
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counting waiters

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!
by aly-b September 27, 2011
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Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
by Uwe11 January 11, 2009
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Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"
Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.
by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009
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