after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.
after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.
by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008

A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.
by Chuck Central June 20, 2011

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

by The Poopers December 8, 2024

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.
by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022
