cooper

cooper is a person who most people want to run over with a car, or a lawnmower, or you know just anything painful. most people who are stupid think cooper is cool, and show this by saying "no i hate cooper, hes not cool" but they lie, they actually like him... but not anyone else but Rachel, only Rachel likes Cooper. Copper typically doesnt have any friends cause hes such a dick, hes also a very bad kisser! and shouldnt wear hats too small for his/ her head.

hi cooper, you should really try walking on the sun, that would make my day (cause you'd burn to death) :)

you want to run him over with your car? he must be a cooper

by taylor white March 26, 2013

Cooper

The gayest person ever. Who usually has a tiny penis. They are usually obnoxious

Cooper is super gay

by Brint5555556 July 8, 2017

Cooper

To be mean and/or obnoxious to people lower than yourself in the social hierarchy for nothing that they have done.

"Max: He is being a cooper."
"John: Yeah she is."
Cooper is a verb

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

Cooper

to pull a runaway on a sweet g/f and sell crack and also go insane

i cant believe he pulled another cooper move on Tiffany.

by broken hearted forever February 10, 2009

cooper

v. coop'er

1. To victimize another's moviegoing experience by revealing key plot elements before targeted individual can see the movie.

"Did you see Xmen 3?"
"No. Some douchebag at work totally coopered me and ruined the fucking movie."

by donkeypunchjr July 6, 2006

cooper

not real,fake, not a real person and or individual, imaginary

holy shit thats cooper

by Coleoeoe February 19, 2008

Cooper

Fakest dude you'll ever meet, ALWAYS late to the gym, never texts back unless he needs help and honestly just an overall pussy.

Thanks for showing up to the gym an hour late and not texting me ahead of time typical Cooper move...

by Zeusey November 29, 2017