Console Ego

A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.

"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."

by XDsoccerkicker August 1, 2022

Dual Console

When two people are having sex while one of them is playing a videogame.

She was riding me while I was facing the T.V. playing Xbox doing the 'ol Dual Console.

by 3Crowns October 10, 2013

centre console cowgirl

A complex position only recommended for veteran parking lot heroes, where the male participant lies stomach up on the centre console, while the female participant ( or other male if that's what your into) proceeds to ride the hog viciously while holding onto the " oh Jesus handles" of the vechile and holds on for dear life

Man did you see Jamal and shenika doing the centre console cowgirl yesterday during lunch?

Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time

by EWC2K17 June 6, 2017

didj console

education made by sega

me: didj console
someone: ok

by Flanfair September 12, 2023

Minecraft Legacy Console Edition

The best version of Minecraft released to date.

Somebody - Yo what version of Minecraft do you play?

His Friend - Minecraft Legacy Console Edition, the game that got discontinued to make some sped EA minecraft.
Somebody - You are the best person, definitely better than any Bedrock speds and Java coomers.

by ConfusedG December 28, 2022

soulja console

a super cool console and only cool intellectuals have it

oh shit he has a soulja console he must be very cool

by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019

Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?

When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.

by Colder November 1, 2011