Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".

Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!

by Patje September 8, 2007

Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.

Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads

by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012

coniption

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi

"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"

by crozdaddy December 3, 2011

Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009

convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over

George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.

by kreinke June 22, 2009