complete cunt

as in "Begbie" from "Trainspotting"

“It’s a load ay fuckin shite n it’s gittin oan ma tits so shut the fuck up or yi’ll git yir fuckin mooths burst.”- Renton quoting Sick Boy quoting Begbie.

from:"Porno" by Irvine Welsh. 2002

by Mr Magoo January 30, 2004

complete loser

Donald Trump

A: Who is Donald Trump?
B: A complete loser

by That smartass dude April 10, 2021

completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

And. Vine. Complete.

When one observes a scene in real life that should've been a Vine. See "End Scene"

"I can't believe she fell! And. Vine. Complete."

by Tkk23 November 17, 2014

Complete Hash of it

A phrase used to describe an event where someone does something in completely the wrong fashion.

Oh Derek, you've made a complete hash of this.

by HiTmAN December 26, 2003

Completion Day

The first day in a girl's life when she gives head to completion.

It took twenty years, but it was finally completion day on February 4th when she finished the job.

by The Limit does Not Exist March 12, 2012

Research Complete

When a man and a woman are having sex the man is aroused and the female turns over and sticks his cock into her facial region and spits game all over her face and the man says research complete bitch

oh oh oh "research complete"

by JAck and Andy December 30, 2008