(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.
Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."
Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"
Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"
by UncoGirl July 10, 2006
Get the ex-communicate mug.failure to communicate (n)
Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.
Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.
husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."
This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.
wife: "..."
This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.
by wakingpain October 28, 2006
Get the failure to communicate mug.An economic systen the claims to support workers, yet oddly enough all the workers seem to get shot or starve under the system. Usually advocated by people who don't actually live in Communist countries and have never taken an economic class before. Despite the fact that there are communist countries in the world,they don't bother moving to one.
He was shot because he didn't let the communists "redstribute" his land so they could let the people "share" it.
by SomeoneElsePW June 4, 2005
Get the Communism mug.Communism sucks. A lot. Take a look at North Korea, and how they're starving due to a mix of communism and dictator ship.
by Lenovo_Candle January 28, 2018
Get the communism mug.When you are debating in an online forum, and someone tells you that you cannot say this, ot think that, or say the other.
They may tell you that by expressing your opinion you are "offending them personally" or that if you continue to speak you are "a fool."
They will accuse you of every "ism" there is, even though you are not guilty or they are more guilty of this.
They may tell you that by expressing your opinion you are "offending them personally" or that if you continue to speak you are "a fool."
They will accuse you of every "ism" there is, even though you are not guilty or they are more guilty of this.
You are in a forum discussing the fact that you were a victim of crime, or you injured yourself at the gym, or you are a victim of harassment, or racism.
Suddenly the "e communist" will emerge and begin to engage in e communism!
"You cannot come in here and say that you are the victim of a crime, stop being a cry baby, grow up, and get over it, we are all bored, you offend me by continuing!"
or
"Your injury at the gym was your own fault, please stop insisting we all listen, we have all heard this story before, keep it to yourself, there are more important things to discuss here, and your injury is not one of them!"
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"You say that person was racist to you, but I think you are inventiing it. I have never seen anyone in that area being racist, and you are a cry baby. Grow up and get on with your life, we have more important things to discuss here, your issue is not that important, and I don't believe you in anycase!"
The success of the e communist, is often dependent on how good the mods are, or how much a nuub the person asking the question or seeking advice is.
A good responce is either ignore the e communist, or tell them to get lost.
sadly many people end up apologising and leaving the forum, with genuine problems left unanswered, and the e communist grows in strength.
Suddenly the "e communist" will emerge and begin to engage in e communism!
"You cannot come in here and say that you are the victim of a crime, stop being a cry baby, grow up, and get over it, we are all bored, you offend me by continuing!"
or
"Your injury at the gym was your own fault, please stop insisting we all listen, we have all heard this story before, keep it to yourself, there are more important things to discuss here, and your injury is not one of them!"
or
"You say that person was racist to you, but I think you are inventiing it. I have never seen anyone in that area being racist, and you are a cry baby. Grow up and get on with your life, we have more important things to discuss here, your issue is not that important, and I don't believe you in anycase!"
The success of the e communist, is often dependent on how good the mods are, or how much a nuub the person asking the question or seeking advice is.
A good responce is either ignore the e communist, or tell them to get lost.
sadly many people end up apologising and leaving the forum, with genuine problems left unanswered, and the e communist grows in strength.
by Myself123e June 19, 2010
Get the e communism mug.Something dumb 14 year olds think is da shit, even though it’s failed everywhere it’s been introduced. It littleraly is one of the dumbest ideas ever. You could go to law school and be the best lawyer ever, and a lowly cashier would make the same amount of money as you. Also, it fails because the government becomes greedy and that’s something that will never stop in the government
by Rabbit breast November 27, 2018
Get the Communism mug."Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" refers to communication at and between vibrational energy levels which ones brain cannot perceive, i.e., Esoteric levels: The MIND realm and the Spiritual realm. From the concept that Man consists of three simultaneously existing vibrational energy dimensions: The Spiritual dimension; The MIND dimension; And the physical dimension.
An example of "Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" is the subtle communication between a mother and her child. This communication involves the faculty of intuition, which is part of ones Spiritual dimension. Another example is the subtle and healing communication between a competent psychotherapist and his/her client/patient that utilizes what I refer to as "Empathetic Understanding" (one of several "virtues" the human being can obtain via completing Karma over many lifetimes).
by esodoc March 22, 2010
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