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Covidiot

A supremely selfish cockwomble who stubbornly ignores social distancing rules, common decency and the advice of professional scientists, leading to the further spread of the virus, the needless deaths of thousands and even deeper economic misery for us all.
That fucking covidiot is hugging everyone she sees.

Dave: Why are these brain dead cunts still going to the pub when we're in Tier 2?
Steve: Because they are covidiots. All they're doing is showing everyone else what thick, selfish wankers they are.
by caustickid November 4, 2020
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commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.
Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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COVIDIOT

1) Someone untethered from reality, who thinks - they're is owning the libs, by not wearing masks and not getting vaccinated.

2) Someone who uses Google; YouTube and Facebook, to do my "own research" - to find "evidence", that confirms their bias, that vaccines are ineffective and mask mandates, for school children is government tyranny but doesn't use those same platforms, to find factual medical information, by accredited virologists and expert epidemiologists.

3) Someone who storms school board meetings and threaten board members, because they want to institute masks mandates, to prevent the spread of a deadly viral illness.

4) Someone without any education, who knows more about epidemiology, than medical doctors, who attended medical school and have advanced learning, beyond eight years medical degree.

5) Someone who is paranoid, arrogant and ignorant and would rather die, than accept, two free vaccinations - which can save them - an average $24K medical bill and/or a horrible - preventable five weeks+ hospital stay, mostly intubated and struggling to breathe.

6) Someone whose head, is so far up tRump's orange ass,

they can't get enough air thus is untethered from reality and willing to commit suicide by covid.
'Leesburg Elementary School physical education teacher Tanner Cross speaks to covIdiots at the Loudoun County School Board’s transgender student policy as well as mask and vaccine mandates during a rally Tuesday outside the school system’s administration building in Ashburn.'
by SubversiveWare October 8, 2021
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COVIDIOT

A person that has compromised cognitive faculties necessary to criticality analyze information to discover the truth about COVID19 in a world that lacks no deception (Flouride, Thimerosal, Barium, Aluminum Oxide and many other environmental toxins are contributors to this phenomenon).
When Fauci said that the masks are ineffective at preventing the spread of the virus, then months later said they are effective at preventing the spread of the virus, none of the COVIDIOTS seemed to bat one eye, they just live like lobotomized sheep.
by Get your own idea September 1, 2020
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Covidiot

Someone who thrust every shit gournalist say about covid.
A person who has brainwashed in ever aspect of his life.
That covidiot is putting up the mask alone in the car.
by EvanBuxter November 8, 2020
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commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.
Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.
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Covidiotcrat

Co-vid-i-ot-crat

A very stupid and arrogant bureaucrat who ignores the advanced warnings of leading epidemiological scientists and public health experts on the threat of this “disease of the millennium”!!!
Eg. Xi, Abe, Moon, Trump, Johnson ... and last but not the least, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.
It’s very fortunate that the herd immunity strategy was eventually dropped by covidiotcrats amid thousands of fatalities recorded across countries in Europe.
by Dust Blower March 23, 2020
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