colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

colon cancer

Ass cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit

by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021

Colon High School

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School

I gradimatated from Colon High School.

by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021

colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

Colon Cowboy

A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.

Province Town is filled with Colon Cowboys.

by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005

colon cruiser

a gay guy

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.

by slick29 December 25, 2008

Colon Pounder

One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.

Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009