Colloxen

One=Collossus
Two=Collossi
Three or more=Colloxen

At a period of history previously unkown, the Romans built many Colloxen, only one of which remains.

by Epsilon 109 June 7, 2011

Collapse your pants

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself

Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"

by Apache Rose September 1, 2009

ball collapse

Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.

"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."

"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."

"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."

by K9GUY June 2, 2009

colony collapse disorder

colony collapse disorder CALL o knee co LAPSE dis OR der n. the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring

Rachel Carson: In my book Silent Spring I wrote about the impending disappearance of honeybees.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.

by Lil' Miss Sunshine April 29, 2007

r/collapse

Doomers who spend all their time preparing to die because of a global collapse

Steve: Man did you see that post on r/collapse? We're well on our way to human extinction in the next 10 years.

Mathew: stfu steve no one gives a shit

by Big_Black_Cock_727 April 3, 2022

collapidated

A "hubertism" meaning the state of collapse and dilapidation; falling apart

The old house was so collapidated that the roof was caving in.

by CherylEM May 28, 2006

coolophigus

the thing on your elbow no one talks about; also known as your wenus; cool; obvious; idiotic; your mom is good in bed.

"Your mom is coolophigus."

"That shirt is so freaking coolophigus."

"I can lick my coolophigus."

"I saw the most coolophigus shirt ever in that store earlier."

by Your dad dot bad March 15, 2009