risking coldplay

unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket.

I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or else I'll be risking coldplay if it gets warm.

by Mazca April 29, 2005

The Coldplay Incident

The day Joe's dad died

My life as been a downhill spiral since The Coldplay Incident

by Mellow_Jo February 26, 2021

Feeling Coldplay

Feeling depressed, down, sad, buggered, for a variety of reasons. Called as such as it the emotion is said to reflect coldplays music.

-Dude, eddie's feeling coldplay
-I know, his parents died and his brother raped then murdered his gf before turning the gun on himself
-Poor sod

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

old coldplay

A word that butt hurt emotional music fans use when Coldplay don't bring out an album like Parachutes #2 or a song like The scientist part 2. Then they will constantly comment on their music videos saying how much they miss old Coldplay and how much they change and then they will analyse their new music to the bone.

"Hey, did you hear Coldplay's new song"

"Yes, i don't like it, too happy, too EDM, i miss "old Coldplay"

by J0shisNotPosh September 24, 2016

Singing Coldplay

When someone pisses themselves. (i.e - referring to the song Yellow)

Barry was so drunk last night he was singing Coldplay in bed last night.

Yeah I know. The dirty bastard.

by Litre Kay August 16, 2011

The Coldplay effect

The Coldplay effect is named for the band Coldplay, and is used to describe something that is iconic and respected, but generic and only the favourite thing of a small number of people.

"Spaghetti bolognese is a pretty average meal when you think about it, but so many people enjoy it."

"You could say it's affected by the Coldplay effect."

by gallifrey_stands June 1, 2021

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024