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A bitch that only talk to you because he wants nudes
Colby is a man hoe
Colby by Lukkkkeee November 23, 2018
A fucking cheater, who doesn’t care about anyone’s fucking feelings. He goes around hugging other bitches whenever he has a girlfriend. Like wtf who does that??? Especially after I told him personal shit! Well if you ever date a fucking Colby then ur a fucking dumbass cause he’s just gonna break ur heart, tear it in half, rip it to shred, slap you in the face with it and then burn it til it’s fucking dead!
Friend: oh hey did you see Colby today.

Me: yeah he was fucking the entire school.

Friend: told you so
Colby by Coolkids77 December 6, 2018
Just a fucking retard with no insulin. He rages while playing fucking call of duty and just makes the dumbest noises possible when he can't think of a comeback.
John: who has diabetes?
Steve: fucking Colby you stupid fuck
Colby by IkeaChickenStrips June 2, 2020
Colby's are realtors that usually enjoy driving around new housing developments in red "pickups". They typically follow little kids and women telling them their name is boots. They love to read women romance books and shower with their swim trunks on! Every Colby must do at least 5 douche things each day. They typically learn everything from papa.
Papa: "good morning Colby"
Colby's response. "Go eat a fat cock."
Colby by The real A team September 5, 2018
A pale guy that burns grilled cheese and favors dangerous head in Detroit
Don't pull a Colby and drive to Detroit to get with a stranger
Colby by Bronzewoman123 October 12, 2016
that ginger was a real colby
colby by redneck24 November 21, 2017