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coffee

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC August 4, 2005
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coffee

an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.
by AnnaDuckie August 14, 2009
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coffee

It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.
How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?
by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019
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coffee

the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.
man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
by joker515 January 11, 2009
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coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
by pookleblinky December 3, 2004
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coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans
mash is busy coffeeing again
by spamanda September 17, 2007
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coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.
need coffee, coffee good.
by Minicoopstar11 August 7, 2016
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