Cockapoo

Noun.

Substitute for anal. Cock in the poo: cockapoo (also known as Cockastink: Cock in the stink)

* Also unfortunately a dog breed.

"hey baby lets cockapoo"
"uhg I had the best cockapoo last night"
"For real guys, porn Hub has the best cockapoo category"

by Squishy4444 September 6, 2017

cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

Cockwap

This happens when someone of a short stature is in height if the penis and someone leaves their fly undone, and is unexpectedly slapped round the face with the cock in question

"I've just been cockwaped!"

by xAJxMittens May 23, 2014

Cockaphobic dog

Lilo. Jennifer's dog. A dog that is afraid of cock's and is a female. Also see Gay Dog.

by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

cockrape

allen linger

allen is such a cockrape, he stole my pencil!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:

"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"

by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007