computer 

something cool

shit! my computer is broken.

computer by LegendaryDragon January 22, 2018

Computer 

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.

Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!

Computer by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018

Computer 

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

Computer by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

Computer 

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

Computer by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

computer 

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.

I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.

computer by Seshie November 6, 2019

Computer 

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.

"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"

Computer by artyomkin November 7, 2019

computer 

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

computer by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020