Clomp

When your hand is covered in H2O and meets love with another persons hand.

HIGH CLOMP!

by Wollin January 7, 2021

reginald cloman the third

Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.

I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.

by SwaggyBShawn October 22, 2018

Penis Clomide

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.

"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."

by fatman47 February 19, 2021

clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019

Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days

Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!

by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013

Clood

(kahl-ud)
Noun:
The combination of cum and blood. This is the result of cumming inside a girl when she is on her period. After cumming inside her she stands up and the strawberry looking substance known as "clood" comes rolling down her legs.

Noun:Clood
Do you see any clood on my ass?

Adj:Cloody
Sarah and I had sex on her burberry carpet while she was on her period and it was a cloody mess.

by Holiday Pete August 25, 2011

George Clooney

To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.

Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

by PGHSBuck April 27, 2011