On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

Leet o'clock

A time of day that is worshipped especially by computer geeks, leet o'clock occurs every day at 13:37. Due to differences in the display of hours on digital clocks, this recurring event has traditionally enjoyed more popularity in English-speaking countries outside of North America.

George: Look, it's leet o'clock!
Rob: w00t!

by jpetso March 13, 2010

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

poop o’clock

poop o’clock- the time of poop

it’s poop o’clock!

by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019

Rape Clock

Rape Clock is a meme from 4chan's /b/.

It's a picture of Silent Hill 2's Pyramid Head drawn next to a large clock that says "rape" at every time slot with the hands almost together at one of the "rape"s.

Pyramid Head has one hand up in surprise exclaiming, "Good Heavens, just look at the time!"

"The Rape Clock says I'm late for a 'meeting' in the park. And by meeting, I mean rape."

by Atomic Envy May 10, 2009

clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it

I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.

by OE800 February 26, 2005

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012