Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013

Clever

kinda shy about love but willing to give a girl everything once he falls in love

wow i would really want to be a Clever

by romulusrollins November 23, 2021

A stupid persons idea of a clever person

This is a common internet phrase used to describe people that use fallacies to trick unintelligent people into buying courses or following them

Steve: man I love Elon Musk, he’s the real life iron man
Todd: him? He’s a stupid persons idea of a clever person

by Impulsive June 11, 2023

Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs

When Edmond Elephant is clever.

Oh yes, Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs.

by Debskelly1985 March 16, 2023

Steaming Clever

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018

Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.

by Worstmomever September 9, 2018

Whenever's clever

Acknowledgment that someone can do what makes them happy; a rhyming replacement for"whatever floats your boat" or "you do you". Used when making plan without a set time.

Semi-commonly used in Western Michigan.

"Drinks are on me. What time do you want to head to the bar?"

"Whenever's clever."

by MayoIsTheDevil August 17, 2022