Clart

The juicy behind/bat of an absolute fit gyal

"Rah, that gyal has such a phat clart"

by phitboi123 April 20, 2018

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Clart

To hit someone or something with considerable force

Simone decided to clart all the wastemen

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 23, 2020

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Clarty

Something that is unclean/disgusting. West of Scotland version of the word.

That bin is totally clarty

by Jane Boulter April 2, 2003

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

certitude

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014