The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3
I love Santa Claus. <3
by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012
Get the Santa Clausmug. by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- January 5, 2021
Get the Santa Clausmug. An old fat man in a red suit with small little men and abnormal reindeer that stalks you every year so he knows if he can break into your house and to give you gifts on December 25.
by Lily Mann December 15, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. “Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
by iSqueak November 25, 2021
Get the Scranta Clausmug. A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.
by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug.