A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.
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A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.
I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.
Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!
Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.
Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!
Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.
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Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.
1. Man, Sandy was such a sweet girl when Chris first met her.
Now she's full-on Claudia.
2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.
Now she's full-on Claudia.
2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.
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She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.
Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.
Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.
Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"
Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"
Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"
Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"
Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."
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