Claude

A total shit-head with two thirds of his tiny dick shoved in his personality.
Will probably manipulate you and leave you cos he toxic as fuck, but then comes back like he's an obsessed bitch.

"My boyfriend left me even though I did nothing wrong!"
"Sheesh, sounds like a Claude to me."

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE March 10, 2022

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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

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Claude

the mute lad from gta3 and san andreas innit

"..." -claude
"*cough*" -claude
"..." "dude you're such a claude"

by MethAndGatorade July 9, 2019

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Claud

The most handsome and sexy mali on cord. People would call him a weeb, yet he's a marketing genius, promoting Naruto.

K1ng: " Why's there so many weebs in chat? "
Iceyy: " Claud probably summoned them. "

by ClaudiusEra April 11, 2023

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claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

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Claude-Naïca is a sweet and a unique name just get to know her you will LOVE HER!!!! and is a very nice person. if you don't mess with her. she is loyal the best girl you will meet, and she always got her friend back no matter what she is sweet like candy

If she's goofy and nice she's a claude-naïca .

by Cutietfgirl1234 December 1, 2019

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