claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

Claud cove

Claud cove syndrome is a disease that is where you cant stop saying claud cove and is VERY contagious

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by richardxclaudcove March 19, 2023

Claud cove

VERY contagious diease where u cant stop saying claud cove till cheif.richards asks her out

ziv says claud cove

by richardxclaudcove March 19, 2023

Clauded

When someone creates an elaborate public performance to ask you to be "just friends"

I got clauded at assembly when Rhianna descended from the rafters and asked a series of questions until I was the last one standing. She then asked me to prom but said we'd only be going as friends.

by Lincoln's love history tour February 12, 2023

Claud

The most handsome and sexy mali on cord. People would call him a weeb, yet he's a marketing genius, promoting Naruto.

K1ng: " Why's there so many weebs in chat? "
Iceyy: " Claud probably summoned them. "

by ClaudiusEra April 11, 2023