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The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.
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chaucer

English author of "The Canterbury Tales"
The excerpt below is taken from the Summoner's Tale
"Lo, hear my oath! In me shall truth not lack."
"Now then, come put your hand right down my back,"
Replied this man, "and grope you well behind;
For underneath my buttocks shall you find
A thing that I have hid in privity."
"Ah," thought the friar, "this shall go with me!"
And down he thrust his hand right to the cleft,
In hope that he should find there some good gift.
And when the sick man felt the friar here
Groping about his hole and all his rear,
Into his hand he let the friar a fart.
There is no stallion drawing loaded cart
That might have let a fart of such a sound.
The friar leaped up as with wild lion's bound:
"Ah, treacherous churl," he cried, "by God's own bones,
I'll see that he who scorns me thus atones;
by Name Withheld May 13, 2005
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caucus race

An un-ending event involving wonderous characters, often exhibited when under the influence of anonymous substances. See "Alice In Wonderland"
Sean: "What are you running for?"
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
by Sean R. Hart February 16, 2008
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Caucasian Overload

Caucasian Overload, is when a person (doesn't matter the color) is either overwhelmed or has had too much exposure to white people. There may be a point to where the person begins to talk or act like a white kid, to help filter one's insanity. The person can also become so friggin' sick of white people that they begin purposely avoid or ignore them.
George (a black kid) grew up in a suburban town and went to a rich private school and began to experience night terrors and split personality disorder due to his overexposure to white causing him to lose both his roots and mind. George suffered a Caucasian Overload
by $wag Preacher January 11, 2014
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caucacity

(Adjective) the quality of or tendency to do something particularly associate it with stereotypical white culture
Guy 1: we don't lock the doors in my neighborhood

Guy 2: smh at the caucacity
by Drcarterr November 15, 2015
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cauchi

your so good your cauchi
by steve cauchi irwin June 25, 2007
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Chauchy

An adjective to describe a person who is completely preoccupied by their personal possessions and identifies their status purely by the size of their city-driven, over embellished, environment destroying Dodge Ram or rice mobile.

Word orgin: "Happy Days" character
That guy is so chauchy driving around the city like he owns the 'effin road!
by Heather OfTheGardens July 30, 2008
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