a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.
Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
by RodgerJohnson March 29, 2009
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by King chotis October 11, 2013
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by Rogus Webnads August 19, 2007
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Get the chotic mug.A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
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Did you see that ad on Craig's list for a $5,000 1995 Ford Taurus with 160,000 miles? CHOTD for sure.
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