Chonk

A custom slice of a pure 1000 oz silver comex bar to satisfy the appetites of wallstreet silver apes!!!

I just recieved my Chonk of silver from Jake at bisonbullion and man is she shiny!!

chonk

An adorably chunky or large creature, particularly a cat.

That cat is a real chonk.

To devour with such a brutal and overwhelming nature that said meal disappears without a trace almost instantly.

"Did you see the way Sarah chonked on that Chipotle sofritas burrito? I could've sworn it took mere seconds for her to finish"

by IbarLikesFire June 21, 2019

someone who is so chub you cant define him as chubb so he is chonk.

by GR8 Metngs April 8, 2019

Your god Chonk. Bow down.

"Have you worshiped Chonk today yet?"
"Nah"
"Oh shit Gary you finna die"

by definishion February 8, 2019

A girl (Sarah) who is disturbingly obese.

by LakPeppi May 2, 2023