talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
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Hick Chimp

A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.
Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.
by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006
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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
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Chimp-Choker

supporter of the greatest football team in the world HARTLEPOOL UNITED>
The chimp chokers were happy with Hartlepool's recent well deserved and overdue promotion to the second division and are confidently looking forward to winning the championship this year
by stonk bottom August 2, 2003
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7th Chimp

a cult associated with Chimpollagy. Chimpollagy well tell u all u need to know.
hey i just joined the 7th Chimp cult
by Bunyip_master January 6, 2020
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Chimp nips

A person, normally male, who suffers from unusually saggy and enlarged nipples
"Hey look at that shit-kicker over there in the tight tshirt! He's got a right pair of chimp nips!"
by MightyMaindeeRed December 2, 2017
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Welfare Chimp

Peasants that require government assistance in all aspects of basic survival.
Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.
by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018
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