A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011
Get the California State University, Chicomug. After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
by Anthony1961 September 2, 2007
Get the Chico State Rattle Snake mug. A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020
Get the Side chicomug. by Que lo que October 28, 2018
Get the Chico Bananasmug. All the everything. The yes, the best, the wrong, the right, the do it or dont, the run it, buss it, or not. Chico papi.
Have you heard that new song? Yea thats that chico papi.
"Hey you wanna cruise the town and get it proper tonight?" "Chico papi"
"Hey you wanna cruise the town and get it proper tonight?" "Chico papi"
by Hurdacane December 2, 2021
Get the Chico papimug. Short for Francisco in Brasil.
Some people named Chico: Chico Xavier, Chico Hamilton, Chico Mendes.
They are typically open-minded people who hold very particular views of the world (and are aware of it).
They are pleased with who they are and do not fear the opinion of others. They are full of heartfelt affection and would not dare to hurt anyone, there is no malice in them.
However, they can sometimes be too logical when dealing with certain situations and hurt those whom they love. They nonetheless are ready to listen and change their conduct.
They are quite perfect despite not everyone being able to notice.
If you ever meet a Chico, you will always remember them even if you two did not get a chance be acquainted.
Some people named Chico: Chico Xavier, Chico Hamilton, Chico Mendes.
They are typically open-minded people who hold very particular views of the world (and are aware of it).
They are pleased with who they are and do not fear the opinion of others. They are full of heartfelt affection and would not dare to hurt anyone, there is no malice in them.
However, they can sometimes be too logical when dealing with certain situations and hurt those whom they love. They nonetheless are ready to listen and change their conduct.
They are quite perfect despite not everyone being able to notice.
If you ever meet a Chico, you will always remember them even if you two did not get a chance be acquainted.
by Shake A Spear November 21, 2021
Get the Chicomug. A 25 year old who lives with there dad and can’t hear for shit ,and he got no job and still a virgin and does anything for chips and burgers
by Liljojo October 18, 2019
Get the Chicomug.