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Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.
I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.
by WPB27 June 14, 2021
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chevy blazer

awsome compact SUV from the 80's that still had impecable fuel mileage.
My first vehicle was a 1984 Toyota 4runner, 22r 5 speed manual. my second was a 1989 chevy blazer, 4.3l V6, 700r4 4 speed automatic. the 4runner got about 25 mpg's highway, not bad for an SUV. like all rice burners though, it's power band was at a high-gas-guzzleing-RPM. and it had only a measly 90 H.P. so it had to nearly be floored to keep up w/ traffic.

my blazer, with nearly twice the engine size, would easily get 35 mpg's. like most american "redneck" engines, it has a wide spread powerband and a low redline at 5000RPM. but because of it's wide powerband, under normal drivng conditions, it shifts at about 1600 rpm and idles at 480 to 500 rpm. and it has about 200 H.P. and near 300 Ft. Lb. or torque. so rather than guzzleing gas, it sips rather politely.

...until you floor it. then the RPMs jump up to 4000 and you can watch the gas gauge go down... that is, if you eyeballs arn't stuck to the back of your skull.
by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009
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Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.
If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.
by Nick D October 2, 2003
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Chevy Celebrity

The Car that my friend Terry Drives around seattle. Also the make and model that my friend Greg used to run over and kill a penguin in Priest Lake, Idaho when he was in college, effectively totalling it. Penguins are tough.
No, I'm not a Celebrity, But I drive a Chevy Celebrity.

can I have your autograph anyway?
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
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chevy impala

Hot old car driven by Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester which they use to kill monsters with their angel friend Castiel
A classic beautiful car
Damn that Impala's a sexy car

I wish I had such a nice Impala

This beauty's a classic Chevy Impala!
by RedDragonxx September 4, 2016
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Chevy ZR2

1994-2003 Chevy S-10 ZR2 Pickups
1994-2003 GMC Sonoma Highrider ZR@ Pickups
1996-2005 Chevy Blazer ZR2.

Wheelbase: 4WD: 122.9 inches Crew 4WD: 122.9 inches


Overall Length: . 4WD: 204.8 inches Crew 4WD: 204.8 inches

Engine Size: OHV 4.3-L V6

Transmission: Manual/5 Auto/4
Drive:4WD
Braking:4WD: Power 4-disc/ABS
Airbags: 2 (front)
Gross Weight:4WD: 5150 pounds
Towing Capacity: V6 4WD: 5500 pounds
Gas Mileage: V6 M/5 4WD: 15/20 mpg V6 A/4 4WD: 14/17 mpg
Tires: 31x10.5x15
That Chevy ZR2 is the best stock offroad american truck in its class.
by HippiesUseSideDoor August 5, 2008
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Chevy Trailblazer

The Chevrolet TrailBlazer is a mid-size SUV produced by the Chevrolet division of American automaker General Motors. It was introduced in 1999 as an upscale trim line of the Blazer. The TrailBlazer won the North American Truck of the Year award in 2002. The 4.2L I6 Atlas LL8 won Ward's Best Engine from 2002-2004 with innovative features such as DOHC, Variable Valve Timing (VVT) on the exhaust camshaft, and GM's Patented "Lost-Foam" casting process.
I drive a Chevy Trailblazer and that shit is hot.
by Lisa Lamkin June 12, 2008
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