Hayden Chestnut

The richest person in Abbeville, Alabama. Also famous on tiktok (deleted) 112k.

"Hayden Chestnut just stole my girlfriend."

by thebojohn March 8, 2021

Chestnut

A tan busty tranny.
A dark shemale with the whole genitalia platter plus some extra melons on top.

Damn that chick be fine as hell...
That girl ain't no chick. They got some chest AND some nuts. That's dude is a chestnut!

by Kim Kardashian's Left Tit March 25, 2022

Kenny chestnuts

The testicles

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts

by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020

wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023