Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

Chernobyl

A term for cannibalism.

They went Chernobyl on villagers.

by Troll Tamer December 3, 2025

Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.

That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.

by Tones McGones February 22, 2025

Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.

Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!

by PißRaum March 12, 2025