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Chiquita

rough muffin or otherwise known as my gangsta bitch on some west baltimore Edmondson Village riding in my 91 hooptie down for whatever rida girl bby.
DAMn look at u my mof*kin chiquita.
by triple 9 gangsta April 3, 2010
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Niño chiquito

A little Smurf who likes to suck ass on the sundays
The niño chiquito ate Antonios back part on Sunday
by Niño chiquito October 11, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
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Chiquita Bonita

Someone who enjoys the sexual pleasures fruit such as bananas.
Guy#1 -I heard Heather is a Chiquita Bonita, is this true?
Guy#2 -Yup, she definitely is, she has the most extensive banana collection I have ever seen.
by The Toothless Puffball December 6, 2013
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chiquita

chiquita-meaning slow;retarted;one has no clue what is going on in life;not reluctant;stupid;sustainable idiot
I found out that George Bush has a chiquita attitude.
by Urban Dictionary September 2, 2004
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Chiquito

Chiquito is used by Mexicans as a word meaning ass hole not like the insult asshole but the literal ass hole because chiquito means tiny and your butt hole is a tiny hole.
Aprieta Chiquito pinche juevon meaning tighten your asshole you fucking lazy ass (work harder)

Tu chiquito es mio, me voy a manchugar tus frijoles (your chiquito is mine, I’m gonna smash your beans)
by porque.eres.Gandia August 30, 2020
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Chiquita

A chick with a giant rack and usually visible cleavage. Also means to tit-fuck a chick with a giant rack, like the woman on the Chiquita banana sticker.

When you're done with a Chiquita you give her a Dole Patch/Pharaoh's Beard, which is called that because it looks like she got a long soul patch from your banana, or one of those long Egyptian Pharaoh beards.

It's yelled whenever a chiquita walks by or is sitting close to you, and if possible should be followed by the gesture of pressing your breasts together in a circular motion.
Chiquita walks by
Guy 1: "Chiquita!"
Guy 2: "ooo Chiquita!" *pushes his breasts together and shakes them"

Guy 1: "Oh man check out that chiquita!"
Guy 2: "Yeah she sure is a Queen Nefertitty, I'd love to give her a Pharaoh's Beard!
by Mike and Andy December 11, 2008
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