Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.

1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.

by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011

gutter cleaner

An extra strong laxative used to help facilitate a bowel movement. Used primarily on vacations and trips away from home.

Mom, don't forget to stop by the store to pick up some gutter cleaner for Ashley so she can use the bathroom on vacation.

Ashley used the gutter cleaner and now the bathroom smells like shit.

by 1Turd June 4, 2014

cheater

cheater or cheated

One who betrays someone they love cause they were drunk and wanted to kiss some guy and then didnt even sound that remorseful on the phone after she told him.

My girlfriend cheated on me while i was at home worrying about her.

by *sighs* December 4, 2004

pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)

My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.

by Selusha January 9, 2008

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.

Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

by D'Nasty January 29, 2006

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

Cheater

Someone who engages sexual relations with someone other than their significant other.

Matt D. is a cheater. He needs to be shot.

by Mr. ______ May 12, 2006