by Stephy the awesomest person ev January 14, 2015
Get the Chavsalot mug.Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).
A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
by Sati Singh January 10, 2005
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Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race.
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.
by xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl March 14, 2009
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chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"
by sam January 29, 2005
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as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day.
jewellery from the mr t reject collection
consistently stoned or angry or both
white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side
tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks
nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake
always looking for a fight
little or no education
no jobs
own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one)
live off benefits ther entire live
and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them
as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day.
jewellery from the mr t reject collection
consistently stoned or angry or both
white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side
tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks
nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake
always looking for a fight
little or no education
no jobs
own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one)
live off benefits ther entire live
and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them
by jamesismynameandihatechavs October 5, 2005
Get the chavs mug.okay, bex and gem, shut up you stupid bitches. A chavs vocabulary consits of: Fuck, innit, m8, rocky-ps (rockports) berty crew (fuck only knows) and sk8ter scum (fuck you's too...) They wear GAY GAY GAY clothes have cheap jewellery, have clothes that are so fuckin' expensive they make up for the naf jewellery and wear enough make-up to make a full-size model of Russia.
Giv' us sum fags' like, you stupid sk8ers, or we'll fuckin do you in like. It's gay innit bein' a goth, you're all gay if you don't wear fuckin ocky-ps like. Right?
by the superior mulletman February 3, 2004
Get the chavs mug.a chav is a group of people that hang around in towns,wearing sport werar like nike or something, and when they see emo's or goths they shout abuse at them and ofthen beat them up for just being what they are.
chav1:hey look guys deres one of dem slit-your-wrists emos!!
chav2:oh my daze!! lets go and kick da shit out of it!!
chav3:yeah cum on den!! all chavs run up and beat up the emo!!! poor emo!!:(
chav2:oh my daze!! lets go and kick da shit out of it!!
chav3:yeah cum on den!! all chavs run up and beat up the emo!!! poor emo!!:(
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