Chanking

Chewing loudly with your mouth open. Usual offenders are people chewing gum, or those that have blocked sinuses who are unable to chew with their mouths closed. Name comes from the 'chanka-chanka-chanka' sound of someone doing this.

Just my luck to be stuck on a train full of people chanking loudly on their food.

by ChayD November 9, 2016

channing

a verb meaning cutting up your food and then blowing on it

to chan, channed, channing

Lisa: OMG yesterday I was channing my food and it dropped on the floor
Steve: Jesus, sucks, channing is a fine art and is difficult to master
Lisa: Tell me about it. Oh well, better than having a burnt tongue or something
Steve: True, true.

by masterchan May 16, 2009

changing lanes

The act of pulling ones penis out of a vagina then immediatly inserting it into the anus or vice versa. This process is then repeated over and over again.

Mel couldn't walk for 2 days after mike had frequently been changing lanes on her

by dudebra April 8, 2008

changing the subject

When you are getting roasted and then all of a sudden change the subject to get out of it.

*someone is getting roasted*

Guy- you have a fucking 2 inch soft dick

Rostee - oh English today was so funny

Guy - ooh changing the subject

by Tony the toenail March 6, 2018

Queen of changing her face

Cardi B also knows as Payolardi, Cardiovascular Bronchitis and Cardboard is knows for changing her face every time we see her. She looks different on every photo shoot and Instagram.

“Did you see the Queen of changing her face? She looked like Iggy Azalea doing blackface... WTF?”

by Shawty Vanessa Shorty November 15, 2020

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

Gold Chaining

Gold chaining is the term used to describe the activity of talking up one of the boys to a person of the opposite sex. Gold chaining put simply is "the act of talking up one of the boys therefore increasing his chances of impressing a person of the opposite sex" one can also gold chain himself, this is only effective when the object can subtly but surely make himself known as a 'boss dog'.

"Who is he and what does he do?"
"Oh that's just Stevie, he's just a mate. He taught Tiger Woods how to play golf, it was all him"
That's perfect Gold Chaining!!

by Iwik Naibaf November 1, 2011