Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 8, 2010
Get the Certified Junkmug. by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022
Get the Certified Hoopermug. A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022
Get the Certified Stumpmug. Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing
by Aandavan February 17, 2021
Get the certified introvertmug. A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021
Get the Certified Brickmug. A well-known snitch.
by issagrownchild September 2, 2018
Get the certified snitchmug. Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021
Get the Certified pipmug.