cannonballism

The act of eating a cannonball. Not legal at the public pool.

Cannonballism is a bad habit that could pose a threat to your health, as eating cannonballs is not good.

by Dagingerly1 March 31, 2023

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

The Cannonball

When you're having sex, remove your penis and insert both balls into her vagina.

"I tried The cannonball last night on my girl dude"
"How'd it go?"
"shit was bomb, still got blue balls, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.

(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby

by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017